If you’re going to steal valuable office time, why not swipe your boss’ Rolex? Or better yet, head over to the internet to check the headlines. You want to stay informed, don't you?

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Russia announces new plans to end world hunger!

Wall Street Report: With deepening fears of another recession, all our hopes and dreams were finally laid to rest.

Police Beat: Police finally caught the local cat burglar.

Local Wedding Announcements: The Smiths are finally tying the knot, and just before the first ultrasound. Gotta make it look legit!

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Never mind. Just check the TV listings for some primetime entertainment...